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[werewitt]

2017.12.06Kane You are quite a rich guy, ain`t ya? Why don`t you take money for your service or, at least, in the name of BKRS`s development?

Че сказать-то хотел? Не надо позориться, ну не умеешь по-английски.

[Kane]

2017.12.07werewitt Че сказать-то хотел? Не надо позориться, ну не умеешь по-английски.

Очередной мой фанат с подгорелой дупой? Так ответь на нем, покажи как надо.Проведи морфологический и синтаксический разбор; на крайняк хотя бы грамматический. А так че 唠叨?

[Kane]

2017.12.07Johny Haha it's not a good idea

Why so? Every effort ought to be paid, man. 你怎么不平衡阴阳哦？

[werewitt]

2017.12.07Kane Очередной мой фанат с подгорелой дупой? Так ответь на нем, покажи как надо.Проведи морфологический и синтаксический разбор; на крайняк хотя бы грамматический. А так че 唠叨?

Mate. As I said, eat your sad @#$% silently and don't bully poor Johny. Frigging status-covetous post-sovoks.

[Kane]

2017.12.08werewitt Mate. As I said, eat your sad @#$% silently and don't bully poor Johny. Frigging status-covetous post-sovoks.

You look like as if you were from Texas. And you know what?  There are only queers and steers come from Texas. You don`t like much a steer to me, so it kinda narrows it down.   

[werewitt]

2017.12.08Kane You look like as if you were from Texas. And you know what?  There are only queers and steers come from Texas. You don`t like much a steer to me, so it kinda narrows it down.   

For the third time, stop embarrassing yourself. PS I hope Trump kicks you job-stealers out soon enough

[Snowblind]

Меряние письками на БКРС дошло до нового уровня - теперь и на английском.

[Johny]

Kane, it doesn't count as effort. People help me here for free. Why should I take money from them?

[Kain]

2017.12.08Snowblind Меряние письками на БКРС дошло до нового уровня - теперь и на английском.

Смотрится весьма мерзко.

[werewitt]

2017.12.08Kain Смотрится весьма мерзко.

What do you want me to do, stand around while some Russian pseudo-immigrant asshole bullies Johnny for absolutely no reason other than his own language envy? You guys pissed him off once, I was really surprised to see him back (perhaps he enjoys being bullied  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ).

Интеллигент, что ли?