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我哋今時今日嘅香港係處於咩狀態?⇩
噉就好難估囉⇩
然後記住碌到落底按儲存⇩
唔係嘅話驗證個時就用多好多時間⇩
爆屎渠呀！臭成咁嘅⇩
因為家用洗滌劑都殺唔死戊型肝炎病毒⇩
學生比佢地攪到連中文都唔識⇩
唔好再搞搞震呀⇩
詐詐諦做工夫詐肚痛⇩
心心相印過春秋⇩
搞到我都忍唔住睇番以前啲相⠀⇩
啊係呀坐的士啊可⇩
淨係通過電話架咋⇩
我要吃得苦⇩
唔該曬⇩
何媽由幾時開始俾包揼淘汰?⇩
幾好笑呀⇩
竟然可以完全唔理⇩
一定食飽你⇩
你真係唔見棺材唔流眼淚呀⇩
港大都話用廣東話閱讀更好⇩
我要燒鵲脷⇩
不可放任胡亂刷⇩
佢令大家覺得佢係同大家同行嘅⇩
維多利亞城係香港開埠時嘅行政中心⇩
我一於走⇩
加拿大多個城市有團體發起聲援香港人抗爭集會⇩
大家一條心⇩
今宵真有幸⇩
鳳爪同鮮竹卷都超好味⇩
飲勝⇩
我覺得佢從未為社會出過力⇩
咁快就過年⇩
把鬼火⇩
你不必憂⇩
有人喺討論區建議大家開返個維基帳號⇩
小朋友齊保持泳池清潔⇩
好苦啊點食啊⇩
向上刷向下刷⇩
佢其中一位組員?一?頭⇩
我地唔努力廣東話話真係會消失⇩
而充滿口水無咁口渴⇩
快餐B要茄汁,飯轉意粉⇩
結果身邊咪一班白紙、白癡、擦鞋仔同你一齊攬炒囉⇩
口語還口語，用字要規範少少⇩
我份人從來都好簡單⇩
林病扻頭埋牆啦去⇩
佢會因應情況調整服務⇩
天天記住唔邋遢⇩
提醒番我哋同事要尊重記者嘅工作⇩
係佢哋教我做人要有風骨同氣節⠀⇩
係宣言上調轉簽自己個名嘅事⇩
我地唔努力廣東話真係會消失⇩
唔好再話唔襯啦⇩
哩餐我嘅，唔好同我爭⇩
快啲俾錢⇩
一般已經建立日夜睡眠規律⇩
我係唯一一個搵你同跟你既人⇩
香港之所以會有今日既亂局⇩
每日一罐旺仔牛奶我好開心啊⇩
你無病呀?⇩
遇到嘅人同事又教識你哋嘅嘢⠀⇩
本來一切都好好⇩
我百毒不侵⇩
我想知道呀⇩
阿媽教落冇沖洗過又唔好游⇩
柒婆！咁多人死點解你仲未死⇩
係月黑風高殺蟲夜⇩
又好chok咁⠀⠀⇩
一定會睇住我⇩
阿媽教落有豬腩肉就游多幾游⇩
輕輕力掂下佢⇩
忠誠勇毅 無視警例⇩
呢幾日突然打機好lag⇩
諗唔到橙皮果然有用⇩
我係唔鐘意普通話，點呀⇩
咁嘅態度，你唔道歉好過道啦⇩
做咩要衝埋嚟話要打死我喎⇩
司機戴豬嘴又有咩問題?⇩
可能有肚風⇩
你個死健忠幾時中招呀⇩
個校長有麥兜個黎根校長咁嘅口音⠀⇩
我喺電視劇集度睇倒啲香港人⇩
我唔撐你撐邊個⇩
睇個陣㩒一下台灣正體咪得囉⇩
唔好再迫學生用普通話⇩
我即走⇩
行出街會大家做啲嘢⇩
大家要努力守謢廣東話⇩
一係香港人住嘅地方唔係咁大⇩
用現金收購就黎執既廠，再請人造名牌手袋當真賣⇩
老闆我要旺仔牛奶⇩
除左停課限聚令你地仲識做D咩⇩
薯仔寫出來係馬鈴薯⇩
不如就等小編幫大家補充返啲正能量⇩
叫菠蘿咪好！叫咩鳳梨呀⇩
未用過架嘅砒霜去咗邊度⇩
唔好再同我講草莓，係士多啤利⇩
你做咩眼濕濕呀？發生咩事⇩
有人話廣東話俚語粗魯，車⇩

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