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我要知地球另一端怎應付赤貧
呢係一種很特殊嘅現象,多發生喺華裔孩子身上
你係唔係學生
有冇得碌卡㗎
應該係幫客人買嘅
信你一成,雙目失明
就咁講黑色我真係唔會知
明就唔係好明,不過聽落就好有計
呢餐雖然係你請
轉彎有落
今次真係掂過碌蔗
用漢語進行連貫嘅表達時
經過人嘅思想考慮
話時話
豬籠入水
入青山啦你
希望在明天呀嘛
你唔要就畀我啦
經理型到喊
有啲咁嘅樹?
你講野小心啲
平生不做虧心事,半夜敲門也不驚
寧俾人知莫俾人見
無事嘅
所以,喺漢語教學過程中
我早知你會咁講
你唔洗問,我咩都唔會講
你保安嚟架咋
中到頭獎就發達喇
加速主義
攪到個廁所臭崩崩
收到
頂你個肺,咁多人死隻鵝仲未死
食多啲,唔好客氣
我豁達,所以唔介意其他人話我唔豁達
以上談及嘅結構性產品並無抵押品
份工你做住先,慢慢等機會
部車比人揩花左
先生,呢篤痰係唔係你吐㗎?
不如開香檳慶祝吖?
聽日冇水沖廁
啲豬紅鬆泡泡一夾就散,失敗中嘅失敗
唔好咁啦你哋,我想踢波呀
我知你好努力
點解我老竇唔係李嘉誠
一係比個名我
乜鬼係天才
呢位同學叫咩名呀?
其實透露咗對某群體嘅刻板印象
趕狗入窮巷,小心比人咬返啖
無定向喪心病狂間歇性全身機能失調症
唔係咁易㗎
落咗妝仲認得你嗰啲,叫做化妝
無啦啦發咩癲
佢出咗街
佢咁標青,佢老豆老母就安樂啦
睇開啲啦
用罪惡去搵出真理既所在
咁重唔嗱嗱聲攞上去?
佢真係一個好媽媽
凍檸茶走冰呀唔該
個公仔好盞鬼
笑下咪好囉
啲豬皮又煮得太淋,冇咬口,失敗
今日我嘅遭遇講出嚟你都唔信
考試又衰咗
用啲學費去落Club
大師兄嬌喘一聲,倒在外賣仔嘅懷裡
啱味啱晒你
用筷子夾薯片,一陣咪唔洗洗手咯
醒過龍
唔該
睇路呀
最好問一問啲顧客為咩事要嚟幫襯我啦
你發雞盲呀
唔識守規矩既人無資格喺度食飯
你呢個問題問得真係好呀
我手頭上冇資料
我自己搵啦
唔係掛
我啱啱沖緊涼啊
你係邊間學校㗎?
你又幾搞笑喎
喂!大丸做特價,咪走雞
瘦猛猛係到也文也武
佢仲要開始唔耐煩
人比人激死人
入嚟講兩句吖
得啦叻啦
真係估唔到喺呢度都撞得到你
唔好咁多廢話,快啲行去另外一個接收得好啲嘅地方
逃犯天堂已經為我預留咗一個位置
你住得習唔習慣呀
其實會唔會你諗多咗咋?
只要你肯改過,我哋大家一定畀機會你㗎
算啦,唔好嚇親啲細侄啦
粒牛丸中間係空嘅
成晚窒頭窒尾,冇大冇細
有時做野過得自己過得人
第日我娶個老婆係咁呢就唔慌餓死咯

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