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成日捉我字蝨⇩
只要有任何一家電話公司嘅網絡覆蓋到⇩
一個餅印⇩
根據大會規定，所有遲到嘅參賽者，一律取消資格，絕對冇情講⇩
做緊咩呀⇩
三十年嘅苦練，今日終於大派用場⇩
噉讀書入腦得多⇩
魚蛋冇魚味，咖喱亦唔入味，失敗⇩
維持呢個世界既平衡⇩
我哋嘅功夫再好，都敵唔過洋槍⇩
尋求專家嘅意見⇩
成碌木咁企喺度做咩呀⇩
我睇佢今鋪唔止燉冬菇，炒魷魚都有份⇩
唔洗睇喇，冇打折呀⇩
你冇可能快得過我⇩
你有冇帶腦返工㗎⇩
你哋做人要哋良知先得架⇩
我好肚餓⇩
喂！大丸做特價，咪走雞⇩
比碗魚旦麵我，唔該⇩
唔好咁啦你哋，我想踢波呀⇩
你阿媽係漢奸，你老竇係走狗⇩
個客發哂狼戾⇩
被毀容嘅麥當勞叔叔⇩
阿崩叫狗越叫越走⇩
你收到冇？⇩
紅色暴雨警告信號⇩
最弊陰差陽錯上錯我身⇩
我估你個仔嗰間屋邨幼稚園應該冇乜人考到啊可⇩
你就係漢奸、走狗、賣國賊⇩
今次真係死都唔掂⇩
我明呀，真係明⇩
未校角度，所以直上直落咁解嘅啫⇩
呢度唔比踩單車架⇩
一碗細擁，一碟油菜⇩
你竟然會為咗一個豬肉佬背叛我⇩
呢單野你濕濕碎啦！實食冇黐牙⇩
劍道部主將，出劍快如閃電，威力有如開山闢石⇩
唔係咁易㗎⇩
識到你係我嘅福氣⇩
只要攞另外一支電筒出嚟，照住佢，佢就會著架喇⇩
叫咗你唔好嘈架啦⇩
你以為自己係咩新鮮蘿蔔皮⇩
唔通連個天都唔鍾意我⇩
所以，喺漢語教學過程中⇩
你生生性性好唔好？⇩
飲管有咁粗得咁粗⇩
其實會唔會你諗多咗咋？⇩
真係好冇陰公⇩
禍從口出⇩
我同佢八字都無一撇⇩
得喇我知道喇⇩
買六合彩可二串三、三串七或者穿雲⇩
細孥仔係咁啦！慢慢教囉⇩
我唔理你咁多嘢⇩
上菜速度極慢⇩
香港地，打份工人工好奀⇩
一件短袖衫囉⇩
雞都有愛國嘅⇩
老鼠拉龜⇩
吩咐你班畜牲⇩
佢畀人打咗一餐⇩
而過往嘅表現並非未來表現嘅指標⇩
有好多討論空間⇩
揸住煲茶⇩
話都冇咁快⇩
可唔可以唱啲散紙？⇩
佢高傲，但係宅心人厚﹔佢低調，但係受萬人景仰⇩
諗到個答案未啊⇩
我啱啱刷緊牙，流牙血啫⇩
飲多啲水⇩
你哋球隊嘅作風喺業餘界都好出名⇩
唔答呢啲咁無聊嘅問題⇩
幫手落街買支豉油⇩
唔怪得知你咁靚仔啦⇩
你睇佢幾樣衰，搵個富婆日日食軟飯⇩
呢張單邊個幫個客落㗎⇩
要煮熟晒啲肉先好食⇩
唔係喎⇩
從前呀有隻大笨象⇩
我哋去探下婆婆同佢打氣⇩
呢度山高皇帝遠⇩
有一日我收咗工⇩
我有問過老闆⇩
成日係度揼波鐘⇩
全香港二千八百間超級市場、便利店將會有得賣⇩
何以見得?⇩
我冇咗嘅嘢可以攞得返⇩
唔係是必要你講⇩
你真係去咗中國廚藝訓練學院？⇩
人心隔肚皮⇩
厚多士⇩
風水佬呃你十年八年⇩
唔好逼得自己太緊⇩
記得準時食藥呀⇩
底褲都濕埋啊黃雨⇩
成間學校都話我無人性⇩
我食人唔?骨⇩
平生不做虧心事，半夜敲門也不驚⇩
攞景定贈慶呀⇩

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