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我買咗三斤有多⇩
如果只係慢跑或者均速跑，我覺得還可以⇩
你雖然系咁出色，始終行有行規⇩
究竟佢係神嘅化身，定抑或地獄嚟嘅使者？⇩
做緊咩呀⇩
冇鞋挽屐走⇩
成張掉咗佢，聽日買張新床⇩
唔好逼得自己太緊⇩
將啲無謂人掟咗出去之後，順便閂窗落閘⇩
畀次機會吖⇩
成日整色整水⇩
幼稚!⇩
我同陳局長都好熟架，間唔中呀飲吓茶添啊⇩
我就到，你哋食住等吖⇩
冇嚟成年喇⇩
財散人安樂⇩
讓愛找到出口⇩
學校放咗學喇⇩
食咗飯未？⇩
食野啦你⇩
小姐你唔好咁急，幫緊你，幫緊你⇩
請將電視機音量收細⇩
鬼畫符⇩
收聲啦⇩
件壽司腥瘟瘟⇩
財到光棍手⇩
都賣剩蔗啦！邊有人要架⇩
我諗我老公唔鍾意我⇩
我哋唔去睇比賽，都係佢叫嘅⇩
幫手落街買支豉油⇩
罪無可恕⇩
嗱咪住先，嗱我冤枉架，我根本就冇偷睇到國防機密⇩
尋求專家嘅意見⇩
呢度啲賓客個個都凶神惡煞，但係又好好相語喎⇩
你介紹隻藥好使得喎⇩
可能係言語上或者行為上嘅表達⇩
唔洗睇喇，冇打折呀⇩
杯汽水咪啅一聲飲完買過第二杯囉⇩
你估依家老豆教仔呀?⇩
最高分嗰個係邊個⇩
我冇咗嘅嘢可以攞得返⇩
話都冇咁快⇩
我身本無鄉，心安是歸號⇩
好過你中孖Q⇩
大家係唔係鬧得好爽呢？⇩
斷水流大師兄⇩
出面落緊狗屎⇩
有兩句對白以前有人交咗⇩
從前呀有隻大笨象⇩
你咁都可以唔合格，係唔係食塞米架！⇩
關你咩事啫？⇩
行到腳都跛⇩
呢度嘅信號好微弱⇩
你唔好當自己係慈禧太后⇩
市民應留在安全地方暫避⇩
但係你所講嘅嘢⇩
我唔得閒同你講呀⇩
自然反應啫⇩
果間咁嘅野食人隻車⇩
我得閒會同佢去捉下麻雀⇩
司馬昭昭博士夫人第一紀念中學⇩
搞乜鬼嘢⇩
算啦算啦⇩
做咩啫衰鬼⇩
佢塊面圖沽碌好得意⇩
我無交功課⇩
你唔好咁痴線啦⇩
然後有一班師奶係到嘈⇩
啲冰有咁大舊放咁大舊⇩
下次記得準時交功課喇⇩
明就唔係好明，不過聽落就好有計⇩
對得住自己就得啦⇩
經過咗舟車勞頓，無可否認，我係神經過敏咗少少⇩
鐘意搵人笨既人最驚比人搵笨⇩
佢今次又摞金牌，真系威水⇩
噉讀書入腦得多⇩
輪迴十八次都冇做過好事，先至會識到你⇩
葉劉話自己喺美國冇不動產但有美股投資⇩
行開啦⇩
冇咁大個頭就唔好帶咁大頂帽啦⇩
你今次嘅成績好好喎⇩
何以見得?⇩
點解打咗折仲貴過平時㗎？⇩
要煮熟晒啲肉先好食⇩
尋日去到摸門釘⇩
得喇我知道喇⇩
黃色暴雨警告信號⇩
第日我娶個老婆係咁呢就唔慌餓死咯⇩
㩒住條友⇩
叫我加油，即係睇住我死⇩
你信唔信我收你皮⇩
三家姐⇩
一旦遇上緊急事故⇩
我初頭諗住自己唔使郁手，可以借刀殺人⇩
萬事開頭難，寫作文也係如此，但文章嘅開頭很緊要⇩
叫你阿頭出嚟⇩
將會全部變賣⇩
你轉死性呀⇩
下一個站有落⇩
我點都捉唔到條魚⇩

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