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今日我哋玩看圖講故事⇩
我度左條好橋俾你⇩
依家咩世界呀?⇩
我建議你考慮少啲講啲冇乜用嘅說話⇩
撞哂板⇩
市民要留意天氣轉變⇩
我幫你同咗佢講啦⇩
搵到佢求救實收到⇩
經理型到喊⇩
有一日呀⇩
就算有福都冇你享⇩
唔好怕樣衰⇩
我可以大膽講句，我絕對係一個優秀嘅特務⇩
你想點呀⇩
唔好打太多字⇩
啱唔啱睇都講句嘢吖⇩
都唔知自己有無入錯行⇩
大家好兄弟，好多嘢一定要講清楚⇩
唔好等啲友仔坐得咁舒服⇩
我已經同你啜啲毒啜到七七八八喇⇩
有批英國牛肉好抵㗎，有需要就打呢個電話啦⇩
有時做野過得自己過得人⇩
唔買就過主啦⇩
多個香爐多隻鬼⇩
落雨都唔怕⇩
我好肚餓⇩
或者等我講吓呢個產品嘅設計吖⇩
借錢如送禮，還錢如乞米⇩
你就好啦！我得一支公過情人節⇩
終於都肯搵我喇咩⇩
我已經收咗工同埋我有排隊⇩
佢都黐孖根⇩
佢係眾所公認嘅街坊情聖⇩
同我行埋一便⇩
投資前請參閱相關嘅上市文件作出評估⇩
嚇鬼呀?⇩
你攞錯咗邊支上去啫⇩
佢淨係得個講字⇩
趕住去投胎咩你⇩
大家同鄉一場，幫我頂住先⇩
外賣仔連消帶打，大喝一聲⇩
你係邊間學校㗎？⇩
表示道路可能因暴雨而嚴重水浸⇩
成日係度晒命⇩
唔係掛⇩
你睇佢幾樣衰⇩
嬲佢都費事⇩
你睇佢咁霸道，十足一隻油炸蟹⇩
明知點解重要犯?⇩
可唔可以形容下⇩
凡事唔係絕對嘅⇩
你嘅機會係零，係零呀⇩
太多字係無用架⇩
你就係漢奸、走狗、賣國賊⇩
唔衰攞嚟衰⇩
阿仔，今晚你想食咩？⇩
我哋都好鍾意廣東話⇩
我工作範圍唔包做呢啲嘢㗎喎⇩
唔使錢咁抵，整碗攞走⇩
宜自防，不得專恃天朝⇩
你哋做人要哋良知先得架⇩
慘!⇩
你當我流㗎⇩
早唞啦你⇩
我都係咁話⇩
點解佢串魚蛋多我兩粒㗎?⇩
三文魚惡菌爆燈⇩
我自問都算個幾幽默既人 但係你幽默感比我真係高十幾二十倍⇩
但你無嚟到⇩
Ibank個啲當然又唔會吼佢⇩
食野味食得咁過癮吖嗱⇩
所以大部份時間都客似雲來⇩
佢地做既野值得岀比本身多既糧比佢地⇩
好正常⇩
祝各位追債成功⇩
你返公司先⇩
我未驚過!⇩
尚書大人都算機靈⇩
又將所有酒店既沖涼液洗頭水袋起哂⇩
而且無加嗰啲咩化學嘅嘢。⇩
但地雷唔郁得⇩
自己都唔係好知點解會咁⇩
又有莊夢蝶個哎呀細佬莊天涯搞風搞雨⇩
你驚我隻松鼠狗會突然變成草泥馬咁大隻咁標出嚟咬你咩⇩
我哋會提醒番自己同事⇩
你呃我膝頭哥唔食辣椒醬呀⇩
佢今朝鬼拍後背枕咩都講哂出黎⇩
有啲辛苦⇩
點解某啲國家如台灣可以做到口罩供應正常⇩
嘟嘴個樣唔好睇⇩
入到去車仔麵間野 粗幼麵果啲 九蚊 出前一丁 十一蚊⇩
我繼續我嘅忙碌⇩
反對過度發展南區旅遊業⇩
你搵個同我一樣樣嘅人出嚟同我傾⇩
我哋聽日都會開半日嘅⇩
隻揪吖!⇩
隨時嚟個更差嘅都唔一定⇩
我直頭要考慮同埋我男朋友分手⇩
因為我係新手⇩
呢個係唔公平之中最公平既方法⇩

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