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分分鐘比積金局告你⇩
仲越燒越旺⇩
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可能你試過其他會覺得仲正呢⇩
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成日死讀書,讀死書,終於讀書死⇩
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計起又完全唔係貴⇩
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適逢六、日及公眾假期，喺馬料水有得搭街渡去荔枝窩⇩
其實點做都冇可能滿足大家的⇩
咁就公平呀⇩
姿姿整整⇩
我乃係八府巡案⇩
攰到無胃口直接瞓著⇩
阿茂整餅⇩
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將會撥入獎卷基金作為社會福利用途⇩
呢位老兄同佢好大仇口?⇩
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鬧左十幾分鐘⇩
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你坐坐先⇩
然後搵間士多買罐可樂，比唱翻黎既假五十蚊佢，找番四十蚊⇩
我先鬆一口氣⇩
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做多啲咪學多啲野囉⇩
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我覺得呢個人相當有可疑⇩
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最終搞來搞去亂七八糟⇩
但唔係個個節目都啱小朋友自己收睇⇩
係咪有咩事呀⇩
等我心情平復後先搵工做⇩
我瞌一陣先⇩
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行程我計劃⇩
真係玩到無野好玩⇩
一直都覺得自己好似不停打機升Level咁⇩
有啲伏啊⇩
都唔知嬲咩⇩
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如果唔係當你唔掂時你啲下屬就係網上插你一刀⇩
請問點做㗎?⇩
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甚至會因為缺氧而頭暈⇩
歡迎喺下面投票⇩
當然無男仔會埋到身⇩
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當中係有時係有啲磨擦⇩
你唔好講咁多廢話啦⇩

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