自己本身係唔煙唔酒唔浦⇩
杜蟲藥係口服⇩
狗年希望香港平平安安⇩
最後我都要過咗兩個街口 先好似再聽唔到佢把聲⇩
我即刻放阿B落地⇩
d同事見咁幫手,又照鬧⇩
但年紀有返咁上下⇩
惠康聖誕大特賣⇩
近排喺公事上仲搞出個大頭佛⇩
冇乜事我返咗鋪開工⇩
畀返少少特權好喎⇩
惠顧每張訂單即可免費獲贈一盒共六支啤酒⇩
我有啲不知所措⇩
我食開三餸, 淨係碗麵已經廿八蚊⇩
講咩呀死老襯?⇩
思賢將眼淚抹走⇩
但係咁其實又有乜嘢關係呢?⇩
大家可以喺電視機營光幕見到一部六合彩攪珠機⇩
強積金都唔供可以告⇩
絕對無啲咁既事⇩
做過幾間大行⇩
咁就證明上面嗰個係流嘅⇩
如果你中咗六合彩頭獎你會做咩呀⇩
會安排九十人企喺你後面⇩
出左糧未?⇩
你過左界呀⇩
問心食物質素中上⇩
係咪好撚型先⇩
只係笑笑口同我講⇩
絕對係尊重新聞自由⇩
唔准提人老竇老母⇩
學校正話打電話嚟⇩
唔可以停⇩
咁即係話...⇩
行咗成個下晝鬼咁攰諗住抖一抖⇩
貪得無厭成咁㗎咩⇩
有咩可以慢慢講⇩
搞到亂晒龍⇩
真係失覺哂⇩
前線應承大家會以最謙虛既態度去聆聽去改善⇩
點解今日又去呀?⇩
影響細啲⇩
咁公平咩?⇩
請問你哋會唔會請我?⇩
你哋覺得民主唔關你事⇩
叫佢做一次全面大修⇩
行山食煙係咩玩法?⇩
晨早流流邊個打黎⇩
只係唔係出色⇩
因為陰你㗎嘛⇩
你最後需要既係一個機會,一有大型天災係內地發生,你捐會副身家上去⇩
佢就無乜反應,望一望另一堆客⇩
發現佢地忙過我好多⇩
㗎妹大戰機械獸⇩
食埋棚骨⇩
玩笑有時開得太大⇩
今次當塞錢入佢袋啦⇩
喺嗰度係去海鮮檔買咗海鮮先⇩
而我哋都會主動了解⇩
我收到內幕消息⇩
以前成日鬧老豆⇩
大把超級巨星未夠佢唱得咁好聽呀⇩
我哩一世都唔會再同佢兩個一齊去旅行⇩
運用智慧去打贏敵人⇩
所以我由第一日開始就支持全民派錢⇩
閒日晚做都得嘅話⇩
比位個戇居仔入都唔識入⇩
成份大公報得一個聲明廣告⇩
你理智翻我先同你講啦⇩
賣完五十隻,你應該已經賺到五千蚊,你既利潤係百分百,冇野好搵得過咁。⇩
你真係好煩⇩
反而鼻尖黑頭問題終於成功解決到⇩
有鋪咁既癮⇩
唔該有無喼汁呀?⇩
喺審判七警刑事法庭上⇩
如果覺得早做早安心⇩
等我幫你一拳打爆粒生痱佢⇩
但炸彈同地雷會同敵人同歸於盡⇩
已經由下至上,左至右,順序排列好⇩
我頂唔順啦⇩
邊個咁大整鬼⇩
佢今次都唔知點收科好⇩
但係真係唔識表達⇩
再加特技上去,加到無咗呢個樣!⇩
好好多啦⇩
成日喺度阿支阿左⇩
你地去啦⇩
係又鬧唔係又鬧⇩
越攪越複雜⇩
我又已經企埋一邊企圖將自己同阿B縮埋一舊⇩
走得摩冇鼻哥⇩
法官更加需要傳召新聞部工程部主管⇩
但都不斷努力搵緊平靚正嘅食材俾客人⇩
我地最怕既係大家突然會同政府妥協⇩
我中學時代好流行講核酸⇩
只要換到最寶貴最開心最有意義既回憶俾老豆⇩
講真,四五千蚊,話多唔多話少唔少⇩
呢笪地方已經無人住好陰深⇩
我睇你咁嘅死樣⇩
之後轉左個彎佢就唔見左⇩
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