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咁做生意唔怪得lunch都咁少人食⇩
我覺得會升呀⇩
要開新衫試，我家姐雖然知公司唔俾咁做，⇩
地方又夠大⇩
其實你為嗰三百蚊喺度嘈⇩
我驚你蝕咋⇩
有, 十蚊腸粉, 十蚊三隻粉果⇩
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炸彈冇任何使用限制⇩
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話今年內可以安排到第一期大修⇩
我pay me返你⇩
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就係唔公平囉⇩
唔該你自己反省下⇩
向前跑⇩
你是旦同我搞掂佢⇩
係好嘅事嚟⇩
我都想知點解呀⇩
你講咩咁大枝野呀？⇩
諗住思賢喺承受冷言冷語之後⇩
有啲唔好意思咁講⇩
跟住關小姐就走左人，家姐就同老闆備案⇩
對唔住⇩
佢根本唔適合喺呢行到做⇩
超大啤啤熊俾人掉左入垃圾站⇩
請留意一下後面有無阻住人⇩
總括黎講⇩
請問小姐你叫咩名呀?⇩
我問佢有無平啲既野呀咁⇩
食煙合法㗎⇩
提醒番我哋同事要尊重記者嘅工作⇩
我地最怕用生命死諫既義士既遺志會被遺忘⇩
你明㗎啦?⇩
拎張草紙跑去櫃枱埋單⇩
政府喺口罩處理上出咗咩問題?⇩
美國總統特朗普宣稱封殺微信後⇩
好彩佢喺後面嗌一嗌我⇩
一生服務你⇩
嗰個一向軟弱嘅思賢⇩
唔好習慣⇩
跟住關小姐就玩野，試衫，但話d衫俾其他人試過污糟⇩
預咗到時早晚都會同佢散步一次⇩
真係唔想同同事太熟⇩
而工程無可避免會有噪音⇩
過兩日話知你啦⇩
我要比觀眾睇到，我用完之後都係咁嘅樣⇩
我哋真係好鍾意舊書⇩
不過等左好耐⇩
但就係好似一隻牛咁樣⇩
等你下次學乖⇩
我啱啱咪畀咗你囉豬豬⇩
試吓其他口味啦⇩
無呢個人噃⇩
我哋個Department嚟咗個Trainee⇩
佢喺港大讀完書⇩
但係都係有啲窒⇩
所以唔該醒水少少⇩
我即走⇩
各位街坊點睇?⇩
點解你會咁覺得⇩
巴拿馬總統同我都算有啲交情㗎⇩
駛唔駛早咁多收呀?⇩
以你嘅智慧好難解釋你聽㗎喎⇩
始終人夾人⇩
我好難做㗎⇩
聽講上帝會註銷Carrie喺天堂嘅位置⇩
有見及此⇩
滿足咗我為人師表嘅熱情⇩
等我氹掂左屋企隻老虎乸先⇩
結果變左最後一道菜⇩
我唔直接去答你, 用例子答⇩
志在講俾業主知⇩
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唔洗理我⇩
你信唔信膽拖靚蝦王一定贏到開巷?⇩
後段帶微微酒香⇩
今日中秋嘛⇩
大家可以留意下林鄭講大話時有無起勢咁眨眼⇩
吓！咁嫁咋!⇩
好多高難度動作都做到⇩
係男女強身嘅妙品⇩
最記得佢入閘發癲⇩
自己玩玩下都無哂癮⇩
一對住佢就一片空白無嘢好講⇩
打算用嚟撳實營釘⇩
我家姐終於話唔好意思，其實唔可以咁做⇩
口語還口語，用字要規範少少⇩
袋到一大袋滿到可以夠飲一年⇩
你老公一定好有本事養得起你⇩
佢好似好唔妥你咁噃⇩
根本明知她玩野啦.....⇩
個腦好似停左咁⇩
醫生會早啲走嘅⇩
我個肚條車軚走返哂出黎⇩
我有啲懷疑⇩

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