有便衣警員被防暴警截停⇩
你想點整?⇩
炸得好脆好有味⇩
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而且佢人工又真係高過出面好多人⇩
香港山多平地少嘛⇩
所以通常都會星期六日先做⇩
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你都夠豬頭柄啦啩?⇩
在乎溝通與關懷⇩
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唔識咪唔識囉⇩
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有咩慘得過你當人兄弟,人地當你契弟⇩
呢間我覺得都係可以再食既⇩
加油呀絲打⇩
一星期飛一兩次到啦⇩
你邊位搵佢?⇩
潮州粉麵果間係門口睇到啲麵幾錢碗⇩
每個香港人都畀人問過嘅問題應該係⇩
我梗係一笑置之⇩
入之前睇睇先,唔好咁多錯別字⇩
認真冇得揮⇩
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少咗四五成嘅時候⇩
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我係想念你⇩
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重杰過芝麻糊⇩
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比較好食嘅係椒鹽賴尿蝦⇩
乜你咁㗎⇩
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俾老母拍醒我⇩
唔好諗咁多啦⇩
個布冧鬼咁好食⇩
有咩幫到你?⇩
五花八門真係好難揀呀⇩
犧牲少少野⇩
一隻賣佢一百蚊,一路賣一收收錢之餘一路將你啲銀紙唱番晒出去。⇩
依家先係六月尾⇩
好污糟㗎⇩
依家一路打字一路撿返啲腸呀內臟呀腎呀 塞返落個肚到⇩
我要摙死你!⇩
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隨時收得工⇩
第一,我要試吓先⇩
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笑淫淫同佢講⇩
最初喺度埋怨嘅嗰班同伴睇到⇩
因為我好耐無食過車仔麵, 所以揀左車仔麵⇩
各位可唔可以幫個忙⇩
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企位都爆哂⇩
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你好嘢⇩
陣間後面位阿姐一嘢車過去⇩
一年一次⇩
佢接慣生⇩
請問呢個崗位係喺團隊中邊一個位置?⇩
佢地貪心到不得了⇩
邊個應咪鬧邊個囉⇩
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咁應該問乜嘢問題呢?⇩
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