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無論你以前幾咁陰騭嗱喳下流賤格⇩
你好叻啊⇩
經過咗舟車勞頓，無可否認，我係神經過敏咗少少⇩
咩衫黎架⇩
我同呀陳局長都好熟㗎⇩
老衲本住慈悲為懷嘅心，收留咗佢⇩
你睇佢幾樣衰⇩
你都算落本喇，玩到出神仙吓話⇩
都賣剩蔗啦！邊有人要架⇩
維持呢個世界既平衡⇩
符符碌碌⇩
叫咗你唔好嘈架啦⇩
一不做二不休⇩
長得濟讀幾次都唔掂⇩
我就到，你哋食住等吖⇩
大吉利事講過⇩
唔答呢啲咁無聊嘅問題⇩
呢幢樓就嚟拆架嘞喎，重未搬呀？⇩
聽我講，以後真係唔好立亂試槍⇩
生命滿希望⇩
知唔知個死字點寫⇩
我要食雞⇩
我買咗好多日用品畀你呀⇩
蔥花炒蛋治飛邊烘底，三七鴛鴦，走糖⇩
唔洗睇喇，冇打折呀⇩
條友扮哂蟹咁⇩
攪到個客發哂忟憎⇩
個或然率仲低過零呀.⇩
我最近發明咗幾樣新嘢，相信可以幫到你⇩
你諗下人食咗狗糧會點⇩
依家我唔撈喇⇩
呀婆走得快⇩
有乜威水史啊⇩
你講得又啱⇩
阿崩叫狗越叫越走⇩
做乜慌失失⇩
黑雨即係停雨⇩
佢係眾所公認嘅街坊情聖⇩
大家係唔係鬧得好爽呢？⇩
有冇搞錯⇩
你信唔信我收你皮⇩
你保安嚟架咋⇩
聽日去游水，大家贊唔贊成⇩
斟茶都唔可以⇩
記得講多啲廣東話⇩
我唔收佢錢架⇩
可能係同朋友講笑咁講⇩
或者等我講吓呢個產品嘅設計吖⇩
入侵性肺炎鏈球菌疾病⇩
你咪呀你⇩
呢度唔准食煙架⇩
咁喺邊度等？⇩
我工作範圍唔包做呢啲嘢㗎喎⇩
只要你肯改過，我哋大家一定畀機會你㗎⇩
連測驗都唔記得，正一大頭蝦⇩
你兩隻嘩鬼係度搞乜鬼野⇩
你去過嘅古蹟全部變成公廁⇩
嬲佢都費事⇩
唔好講啲咁嘅嘢啦，一餐半餐你唔好咁客氣⇩
你地已經被包圍啦⇩
搵到佢求救實收到⇩
學友嗰首李香蘭，我識，不過唔繫好熟⇩
絕大部份嘅人都唔係刻意咁想去歧視⇩
你條茂利真係陀衰家⇩
為食女立志做醫生⇩
我已經收咗工同埋我有排隊⇩
成個場都係外賣仔嘅身影⇩
正一死剩種⇩
把口就講愛國，仔女就喺外國⇩
一個人坐喺度，真係覺得有多少尷尬⇩
為什麼?因為作文係喺家長幫助下寫出嚟嘅⇩
每日欣賞自己多一點⇩
佢擺明潤你！你咁都忍得？⇩
唔好喐手住，宜家計劃有變⇩
唔好咁多廢話，快啲行去另外一個接收得好啲嘅地方⇩
你大我呀⇩
執到金都唔識得笑⇩
你翻嚟我記你一個小過呀⇩
你地係咪前世未比人打過?⇩
住晒呀⇩
我尋晚都好辛苦喎⇩
你讀書叻就錫你⇩
我地講嘅嘢會塑造思想⇩
叫你耶穌落嚟見我⇩
唔買就過主啦⇩
尋日去到摸門釘⇩
三十年嘅苦練，今日終於大派用場⇩
你連炒飯最基本嘅常識都忽略咗⇩
你睇我唔到⇩
用盡心機發掘學生既潛質⇩
我就畀個機會你，等你死都死得眼閉⇩
講件事你知⇩
凡事唔係絕對嘅⇩
啲冰有咁大舊放咁大舊⇩
我落樓買啲嘢⇩
你兩個合作成點啊⇩
唔好玩啦⇩
佢講野鬼食泥咁⇩
你哋去行下街，睇下戲啦⇩
咁樣就絕對冇人會懷疑係我哋做嘅⇩

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