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貪字得個貧
打波先嚟落雨
你趕時間走先啦
所有鋪頭位置嘅分佈圖,我已經入咗電腦
時辰亦都擇啱曬,可以請灶君入廚房嘞
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對所有學生都十分之有感情
唔好怕輸
堅持就有希望
遲早實比雷劈
由於節目調動嘅關係
然後有一班師奶係到嘈
呢度唔比踩單車架
生於斯,長於斯
講到口水都乾埋
你真係去咗中國廚藝訓練學院?
我是茶壺肥又矮呀
佢咁標青,佢老豆老母就安樂啦
一句到尾,你放唔放手
呢個場我既
留返啖氣暖下肚
聽講你個仔讀嗰間幼稚園大多數都考到名小學個喎
知你巴閉嘞
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一匹布咁長
馬路如虎口,交通規則要遵守
尋求專家嘅意見
斷水流大師兄
我哋嘅功夫再好,都敵唔過洋槍
大隻講,無句真
宜家我左邊腦開始缺氧麻痺,右半身開始癱瘓
你試下講多次?
真係俾佢一鑊蹺起
我哋真係好撚鍾意香港
做兄弟唔使講嘢
真係好忙架
一身蟻麻煩啦
死茂里,講極都唔明,乜甘得你甘蠢噶
用過嘅口罩就掉咗佢啦
畀車撞到,要入廠大修
喊出黎
可以導致兒童失聰
收到!
就憑你兩個廢柴?
頭先嗰個人你識㗎?
依家咩世界呀?
我啲禾花雀係百中選一
你都九唔搭八嘅
公我贏, 字你輸
收到
我無交功課
陳生你貴姓呀?
你實識揀
我唔知喎
啲豬皮又煮得太淋,冇咬口,失敗
我哋有開呢種課程
如果講消毒止血,呢招真係萬試萬靈
有料你企喺度插我唔係我企喺度插你啦
佢而家食緊飯
成間學校都話我無人性
其實會唔會你諗多咗咋?
你試吓行去一笪冇咁多人嘅地方
大家都噉話
多得你唔少
你唔要就畀我啦
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投訴到你哋全部無得撈
你發錢寒呀
嗱咪住先,嗱我冤枉架,我根本就冇偷睇到國防機密
醒過龍
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款式任你揀
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一於咁話
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佢淨係得個講字
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你有冇職業道德㗎?
上網攞料實幫到
你陪返部電腦畀我
練成之後全身堅硬如鐵,刀槍不入而且水火不侵
對得住自己就得啦
我初頭諗住自己唔使郁手,可以借刀殺人
我想辭職
廁所要小心
你轉死性呀
咩款黎架
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大家好兄弟,好多嘢一定要講清楚
下次記得準時交功課喇
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普通人唔係咁易攞得起嘅
立即放低武器投降
我豁達,所以唔介意其他人話我唔豁達
白粥油炸鬼送炒麵真係好正
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