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叫我加油，即係睇住我死⇩
喂，你漏咗頂帽呀！⇩
阿嬸，拍硬檔撐快兩步吖唔該⇩
我將佢哋抄低落嚟，等我同大家研究一下⇩
學生應留意電台電視有關上課及公開考試嘅宣報⇩
篇稿我趕緊架喇⇩
成碌木咁得喺度阻頭阻勢!⇩
咪嘈⇩
幫唔到大家救廣東話⇩
食野啦你⇩
一鋪過買翻曬漫畫⇩
多啲嚟密啲手⇩
件壽司腥瘟瘟⇩
你老細男定女？⇩
黃色暴雨警告信號⇩
祝蛋餅强冚家富貴⇩
因住俾人打到四腳爬爬⇩
從來冇試過咁清新脫俗嘅感覺⇩
我哋都好鍾意廣東話⇩
咁過癮吖嗱⇩
不完美，可接受，要改善⇩
除非你自己想講⇩
呢種私人問題我唔打算答你⇩
個布甸軟腍腍⇩
依味野好開胃⇩
乞兒兜揦飯食⇩
問你都嘥氣⇩
方便易帶味道好⇩
問極都冇人理⇩
我幾時先可以行出呢笪地方呀？⇩
你咪口花花⇩
成日整色整水⇩
有壓力好正常⇩
紅色暴雨警告信號⇩
然後佢一野買左好多飛⇩
我點知呀⇩
你去過嘅名勝全部會變成古蹟⇩
你地兩個雞啄唔斷喺度講乜啫⇩
我知你好努力⇩
你應該上上高登⇩
咁先至同同學仔啲家長有話題㗎嘛⇩
有一日呀⇩
三家姐⇩
金龜嘜魷魚絲細個嗰時好鍾意食⇩
我老竇就係陳局長，你殺我，我叫佢殺返你㗎。⇩
啲豬紅鬆泡泡一夾就散，失敗中嘅失敗⇩
阿婆，整碗瀨尿牛丸試吓啦喂⇩
注意個人衛生⇩
寫作能力係人嘅語言表達能力嘅緊要組成部分⇩
從前呀有隻大笨象⇩
用埋呢個滅聲器之後，殺人就可以無聲無息喇⇩
湖南人之中你都算幾靚仔喇喎⇩
其實落雨又有乜好怕喎⇩
終於都肯搵我喇咩⇩
槍其實我唔係好在行，我嘅強項係飛刀⇩
發財埋便呀喂⇩
見隔離枱啲小朋友餓到喊哂⇩
唔怪得知你咁靚仔啦⇩
呢個都係人權嚟架喎!⇩
唔好咁啦你哋，我想踢波呀⇩
點解我老竇唔係李嘉誠⇩
留心各樣嘅事情，多睇睇，不要睇到一點就寫⇩
笑下咪好囉⇩
話時話⇩
記得準時食藥呀⇩
風吹雞蛋殼，財散人安樂⇩
隻狗咪我養嗰囉，後尾重無端端失咗蹤添啊⇩
個心揦住揦住⇩
趕住去投胎咩你⇩
嘥氣⇩
頂你唔順⇩
做人做事，踏實好過疊水⇩
阿仔，今晚你想食咩？⇩
大師兄嬌喘一聲，倒在外賣仔嘅懷裡⇩
信唔信我一巴打死你⇩
落咗妝唔認得你嗰啲，叫做喬裝⇩
你行過嚟做咩呀，你喺嗰邊講你咪講囉⇩
亂噏廿四⇩
我哋唔去睇比賽，都係佢叫嘅⇩
你同你老豆一擔擔⇩
依杯係我敬你嘅⇩
近排點呀⇩
又屙又嘔⇩
你都越講越離譜嘅⇩
無人知佢咩葫蘆賣咩藥⇩
我用開呢枝筆嘅⇩
根據大會規定，所有遲到嘅參賽者，一律取消資格，絕對冇情講⇩
你係唔係學生⇩
呢個二家姐⇩
你好快啲出嚟啦喎⇩
你咁都可以唔合格，係唔係食塞米架！⇩
早知今日何必當初呢⇩
可唔可以唱啲散紙？⇩
個心離一離呀⇩
記得最多只可入十四個字⇩
折凳奧妙之處，係可以藏於民居之中⇩
底褲都濕埋啊黃雨⇩
你係邊間教會㗎？⇩
女學生，斯斯文文，等你好耐喇⇩
佢高傲，但係宅心人厚﹔佢低調，但係受萬人景仰⇩

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