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俾老母拍醒我⇩
罔顧他人安全發射彈藥⇩
你同我落黎幫我搬嘢⇩
關小姐就同我家姐講話可唔可以關左間鋪一陣⇩
其實我嫁咗㗎啦⇩
就係唔公平囉⇩
呢場係比賽⇩
我哋個Department嚟咗個Trainee⇩
但怕左佢，唯有照做⇩
佢再打黎話佢聽我去左賣咸鴨蛋⇩
攰到抽筋暈咗⇩
個月光好靚呀⇩
唔使急慢慢嚟⇩
自己玩玩下都無哂癮⇩
以及豁免被告出庭應訊⇩
大家快啲去追數啦⇩
有需要時會配合番私隱專員⇩
文化將會全面被消滅⇩
你寫兩版紙囉⇩
雖然我知好多鋪頭都告急⇩
嗰個侍應嘅服務態度令人把鬼火⇩
絕對唔輸畀後生仔⇩
一間夜晚呢個鐘數係主要賣潮州粉麵, 另一間係車仔麵⇩
我家姐一路都在太古廣場一間名牌做售貨員⇩
非以役人乃役於人⇩
喊得唔夠淒厲,喊大聲啲!⇩
派口罩係啱,但錯在timing錯⇩
希望安排一啲機會⇩
潮州粉麵果間係門口睇到啲麵幾錢碗⇩
影響睡眠⇩
唔好行埋嚟呀⇩
之後我就去搵我男朋友⇩
我好難做㗎⇩
我連想食自己鐘意既野都冇權選擇⇩
唔想咁樣可以點樣?⇩
其實我係耍手擰頭嘅⇩
但就算係咁⇩
呢位絲打積落嘅怨氣真係超多⇩
唱完拎包煙出黎問佢食唔食⇩
都唔要做一隻快樂既豬⇩
有票收都算好⇩
睇返個畫面當時嗰位防暴警用咗少少武力⇩
好多野唔預我⇩
南非鮑魚好大隻但硬柴柴⇩
公司比幾多你就係幾多⇩
有九成嘅錢去咗個炒蛋度⇩
大步揇過!⇩
不在乎天長地久⇩
今晚攪出黎嘅第一個號碼係⇩
快啲?口水講過⇩
我家姐同我講，佢公司一向唔俾佢地咁做⇩
我要比觀眾睇到，我用完之後都係咁嘅樣⇩
不如冷靜啲先⇩
堂食外賣都好⇩
佢根本唔適合喺呢行到做⇩
有便衣警員被防暴警截停⇩
係因為特首唔需要向市民向民意負責⇩
訓到十一點先起身⇩
我鐘意同陽光玩遊戲⇩
夠膽要求減薪⇩
我哋管理層立場一直都係⇩
你行開啦⇩
林病扻頭埋牆啦去⇩
想玩我?未夠班⇩
延誤左就無事⇩
但係條路咁闊⇩
要一籠奶黃包⇩
未來可能有一世代人不知自由為何物⇩
咁你哋都有半日補假呀⇩
咁淒厲既喊聲係喺邊度傳黎嘅呢⇩
個個都擔心將來冇機會揀⇩
你就比五千萬個官庭外和解，跟住執左間廠⇩
益你啦⇩
你唔好又係咁啦⇩
點食硬我呀?⇩
唔怪得啦⇩
但聰明分零晒⇩
勤力分殺晒⇩
好行夾唔送啦⇩
我好似覺得食錯咗咁⇩
乜都唔洗，只要擺一塊黃布企係隔黎，人地就知咩事。⇩
Happy伯幾廿歲人仲老當益壯⇩
所以我由第一日開始就支持全民派錢⇩
聽日咪補咗日假囉⇩
點解佢串魚蛋多我兩粒㗎?⇩
麻煩野俾哂我做⇩
你呃鬼食豆腐呀⇩
我閘住反彈無回頭⇩
如果個個都揸車去⇩
邊有你哋咁有數據理論基礎⇩
我成世人最唔好彩既事就係識到你⇩
整個團隊架構係點?⇩
做人最緊要有關公⇩
所以就算朋友約我睇我都會推曬佢地⇩
呢笪地方已經無人住好陰深⇩
我都係咁話⇩
唔知幾時㗎⇩
吓!你未畀人問過?⇩
一直都覺得自己好似不停打機升Level咁⇩
各位可唔可以幫個忙⇩

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